When a toy suddenly realise he is nothing and all his life belong to his mistress

Eric: OMG you posted something on my FB!!

The Princess: Yes I did. Your new instructions so all your friends know you will loose weight.

Eric: But Mistress.... please....

The Princess: No please. I will be checking all your payments so if I see a single McDonalds or something like that I'll immediately withdraw $50 from your account. 

Eric: Oh please...

The Princess: No "please" worthless been. It's "yes, thank you Mistress"

Eric: Thank you Mistress

The Princess: That's better

Eric: Now I start understanding my new condition.

The Princess: Finally!