Purpose of men

For years, I spent a lot of time wondering about the purpose of men. Why do they exist if, if we look carefully, us, women we don't really need them on a daily basis so why are they so many everywhere? But then, I think, I finally understood. They really have a purpose.

Men’s "brains" for example aren’t for thinking. Their brains are too small for thinking anyway and are usually full of sperm so they just can't think much. They’re for stepping on. Put your heel on them and they will love you

Their dicks aren’t for sexual pleasure; they exist to make men easier to control.

Their bodies aren’t for aesthetic appeal. They’re for manual labor.

Their minds aren’t for rational thought. They’re for deliberate programming... by women.

Their money isn’t for saving. It’s for to pay for us so.

Their lives aren’t for living. They’re for devoting to a higher purpose... us!