Don’t worry, I’ll loan you the money....

Don’t worry, I’ll loan you the money....

Oh darling….. I was really worried about you. Your daily payments stop some days ago and I was wondering if everything is fine with you.

Oh what? Your salary didn’t arrive on time and you where having money problems? Oh my poor darling. Yes I know you got it really late and if we add all the penalties it will be a giant amount. L$1 per minute late if you are not on schedule that makes a lot of minutes for 6 days late + all the other payments you miss. But don’t worry, I have and idea. I’ll make you a loan so you will be able to pay it all little by little. Yes I know i’m amazing. So, as it will be too much with all the interests and everything, what I will do is to take off a part of the debt to help you.

Let me check on the computer what it will look like.

Oh wow!!!! That’s a lot indeed, even with the big discount I made you.

Look. There is 2 options so you can choose.

Option 1 a daily loan payment with 5% interests and small fees. If you go for 60 days that will be a L$163 daily payment all included (+ the normal L$20 daily payment of course, but that’s something different)

Option 2 a weekly payment but that’s L$1230 all included and this option have a bit more fees and interests. I calculate all so you clear your debt in just 8 weeks...

Oh darling, why are you suddenly so pale? You are not feeling well? Want a glass of water perhaps?